警察：“你怎么可以站在这里小便？”
小明：“我又不是女的，难道要我蹲着小便？”
Police: "why the heck are you standing there peeing?"
Little Ming: "Hey, I'm not a girl, do you want me to squat down peeing?"
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My daughter has gone to a Chinese school for a few years now, and knows many Chinese characters. She just entered junior high. My job is to make sure that she spends about 10-15 minutes to listen, read, translate and record her reading in Chinese everyday. I have Penpower Chinese Expert software. It's a great tool with segmentation of sentences, onscreen dictionary and phrase dictionary, text-to-speech, voice recognition, handwriting recognition and MP3. Here we go.
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