George W. and Laura

布什总统和夫人一起出门，经过一个加油站，第一夫人和一个加油站工人亲切地交谈了好一会。事后，总统问﹕“你认识那个工人吗﹖”夫人回答﹕“他是我从前的男朋友。”总统﹕“幸亏你没有同他结婚，否则你现在就不是第一夫人了。”夫人﹕“幸亏你同我结婚了，否则现在的总统就不是你而是他了。”

Bush and his wife took a walk together,and passed a gas station,the First Lady and a worker at the gas station chatted amiably for a long time.Later,the president asked, "You know him?" his wife replied, "He's my ex-boyfriend."Bush: "Well, it's a good thing you didn't marry him,otherwise you wouldn't be first lady."Laura: "It's a good thing you married me,otherwise you wouldn't be the president, he would."