有个人因偷东西而被逮捕示众,熟人问:“你犯了什么罪?”他说:“真晦气!昨天我在街上走过,见路边有条绳子,觉得丢了可惜,便拾起来。哪知就犯了罪!”熟人又问:“难道绳子一点也没系着什么吗?”他才尴尬地说:“哪知绳子那一头还牵着一头牛呢!”
A person was caught stealing and was being paraded around the streets,a friend asked, "What crime did you commit?"He said, "So unfortunate!Yesterday I was walking on the street,and saw some rope on the side of the road,and felt bad for it,so I took it.I didn't know that was a crime!"The friend asked again, "Was the rope attached to anything?""The rope was attached to a bull!" the person confessed, embarassed.
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