A flea or not

许多人在一起喝酒，一个人身上发痒，便搔了一下，忽然摸到一只虱子。怕别人嘲笑自己脏，忙把虱子丢在地下，装作体面的样子道：“我还当它是虱子呢。” 一个客人便拾起虱子细看着，对大家说：“嘿，我还当它不是虱子呢。”

A lot of people were drinking beer together,and one person began to feel itchy all over,and scratched it,and suddenly felt a flea.Because he was afraid that people would mock him for being dirty,hurriedly threw the flea to the ground,and pretended to be "elegant" and said, "I thought it was a flea."Another person picked up the (squashed) flea and examined it,and announced, "Hey,and I thought it wasn't a flea."