Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Is ink expensive?

“爸爸,墨水很贵重吗?”“啊,不。你怎么会这样想呢?”“因为我洒了一点点墨水在地毯上,妈妈就像非常痛心似的。”

"Daddy,is ink expensive?" "Ah,no.Why would you think of such a thing?" "Because I accidentally spilled some ink on to the carpet,and Mommy looked very heartbroken."

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Landing on the Sun

爸爸说:“科学技术发展的很快,人类已经实现登上月球的愿望。”洋洋听了说:“将来我长大了,要登上太阳。”爸爸说:“太阳上非常热,人根本上不去。”洋洋笑了起来:“爸爸真傻,难道我不会晚上去吗?”

Daddy said, "Science and technology have developed really fast,the human race already landed on the moon."Yang Yang heard and said, "In the future, when I grow up,and land on the sun."Daddy said, "The sun is very hot,humans can't land on it no matter what."Yang Yang started laughing, "Daddy is so stupid,can't I even go there at night?"

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Millionaire and Fisherman

一个百万富翁在海滩度假时,看到一个渔夫懒洋洋地躺在那里晒太阳。富翁对渔夫说﹕“这样好的天气,你应该赶紧 工作,别躺在这里浪费时间。”渔夫问﹕“赶紧工作是为了什么呢﹖”富翁说﹕“这样,以后你会很有钱,等你老了以后,就可以像我这样,到海滩度假,自由自在地晒晒太阳。” 渔夫说﹕“可是,我现在不是已经这样了吗﹖﹗”

While a millionaire was on vacation at the beach,he saw a fisherman lying lazily on the beach, basking in the sun.The millionaire stated to the fisherman, "With this fair weather,you should hurry and fish,and not be lying on the beach wasting your life."The fisherman inquired, "What am I hurrying to work for?" The millionaire replied matter-of-factly, "This way,and later on you can earn a lot of money,and when you're old,you can be like moi,and go to the beach for vacations,and bask in the sun without a care in the world."The fisherman then responded, "But,aren't I doing this right now?!"