A tasteless joke?

警察：“你怎么可以站在这里小便？”
小明：“我又不是女的，难道要我蹲着小便？”

Police: "why the heck are you standing there peeing?"
Little Ming: "Hey, I'm not a girl, do you want me to squat down peeing?"

Beautiful Mother

Is this funny?

一个妈妈生了一个女孩取名美丽。别人问她，为何要取这么俗的名字。那个妈妈回答说："这样，别人才会叫我美丽的妈妈呀!"

A mother gave birth to a daughter named Beautiful. Other people ask her, why do you name her so? The mother replied, "This way, other people will call me beautiful mother!"

Who? Tiger? Master? (tongue twister)

大虎子和小虎子，
走进卖斧子的铺子买斧子。
大虎子向胡师傅买大斧子，
胡师傅把大斧子错听成小斧子，
拿了把小斧子给大虎子；
小虎子向胡师傅买小斧子，
胡师傅把小斧子错听成大斧子，
拿了把大斧子给小虎子。
大虎子不要小斧子要大斧子，
胡师傅把给小虎子的大斧子换给大虎子；
小虎子不要大斧子要小斧子，
胡师傅把给大虎子的小斧子换给小虎子。
大虎子接过胡师傅的大斧子付钱买下大斧子，
小虎子接过胡师傅的小斧子付钱买下小斧子。
大小两个虎子拿着大小两把斧子走出卖斧子的铺子，
大虎子左手拿着大斧子右手搀着小虎子，
小虎子右手拿着小斧子左手拉着大虎子。


Big Tiger (BT) and Little Tiger (LT), walked into an axe-selling shop to buy axes.
BT told Master Hu (MH) that he wanted a big axe,
MH heard big axe as little axe, and gave a little axe to BT;
LT told MH that he wanted a little axe,
but MH heard little axe as big axe,and gave a big axe to LT.
BT didn't want a little axe he wanted a big axe,
MH gave the big axe he gave LT to BT;
LT didn't want the big axe he wanted the little axe,
MH gave the little axe that he gave BT to LT.
BT received the big axe from MH and paid for it,
LT received the little axe from MH and paid for it.
Big and Little Tiger got the big and little axes and walked out of the axe-shop,
BT held the big axe in his left paw and held LT's paw in the other,
LT held the little axe in his right paw and held BT's paw in the other.
And they both lived happily ever after...that is, until they got indigestion from eating a great white shark, but...that's another story...