Listen to my songs

This piece looked easy for her, she didn't quite get 堪 and 哀.

某人很喜欢唱歌，但唱的不堪入耳，人们一听到他唱歌，就远远的躲开了他。此人很苦恼。一天，他拿着一把刀拦住一个行人，并对他说：“你必须听我唱歌，否则我就杀了你。” 说完，他就唱了起来。他还没唱完，那行人就哀求他说：“你快杀了我吧！”

Da Man really liked to sing, but anyone who listened to his singing went deaf, so whenever they heard him sing, they would hitch a taxi and drive down to the south pole to escape. Da Man was very glum. One day, he stopped a passerby with a knife, and told him, "You have to listen to my singing, or else I'll kill you!" having said that, Da Man launched into a passionate, ear-splitting song. He wasn't even finished when the passerby pleaded, "Just hurry up and kill me!"

Where is my soccer ball?

公园里，一个小孩老是哭着跟在一个孕妇后面，孕妇终于不耐烦了，转过身问：“孩子，你怎么啦？” 孩子抽泣着，“我的足球不见了。是不是您把它藏到衣服里了？”

In a park, there's a kid who always cries and follows a pregnant woman, the pregnant lady finally loses her temper, and turns around asking, "Little Boy, what's wrong?" the kid sobs, "My soccer ball disappeared, did you hide it in your clothes?"

Indigo thought it's a pretty lame joke. I think that she is probably right.

买房子，送家具

Well, well, it looks like that we've got some work to do on this one. We'll come back to this one over the weekend. We had worked on this character 领 before. It's time to review it with Indigo.

一家房地产商为推销房屋，打出“买房子，送家具”的广告。某人买了一套新房，装饰后去领家具。房产商："你的家具在哪里？我们帮你送！"

A family wanted to rent their apartment, so they put the sign, "Selling House, Along with Furniture." When a person bought the apartment, the decorator brought the furniture over. decorator: where is your furniture? We'll help you send 'em over!"